I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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