nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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