I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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