i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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