Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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