I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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