What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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