idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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