We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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