is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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