i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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