Midget sex pt 2 tonight
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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