so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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