Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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