She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
A bitchslap is in order.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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