Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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