I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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