Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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