Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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