think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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