the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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