Acid is not a monday night drug
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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