# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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