what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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