i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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