I want to make a zoo with you.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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