No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dick very happy bro
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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