The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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