Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You pole danced in your parka.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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