Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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