And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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