the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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