I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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