I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
