The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Dignity is for republicans.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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