thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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