Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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