All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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