Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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