you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
So here I am, sexting at work.
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