let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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