that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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