I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Pants are for mortals
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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