i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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