Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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