Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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