Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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