I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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