we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
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