This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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