Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
