The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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