If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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